You Know You Want It

10 Jun

You ever have an experience that’s so good, it makes you stop whatever you’re doing and go, “Wow, oh my God.”  Like the rest of your life, whatever else you’re doing or involved in or on the way to do, just pales in comparison, just dissipates, more and more, as your focus is shifted onto the sublime experience you’ve become enraptured by. And it’s like your entire life before this experience seems gray and dull when you realize you’ve lived it without this explosion of impossibly vibrant, impossibly beautiful, impossibly rich, heady, pleasure. 

Oy….cheese babka, people. You know what I’m talking about. If chas veshalom you don’t, go get some. Right now. Stop reading. Get off your chair and get some whichever way you can. Steal money from a loved one. Punch out an old person on the street and take $5.95 from their purse/fanny pack. And eat as much as you want. Break your diet. You have the rest of your life to worry about your diabetes. Cheese babka is now.

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8 Responses to “You Know You Want It”

  1. memyselfandkids June 10, 2012 at 6:59 pm #

    Never had it or even heard of it.

  2. Tinok ShenishBeth June 11, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    You need a woman …

    • itchemeyer June 12, 2012 at 1:26 am #

      Ya that was pretty much the subtext

      • For Real June 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm #

        You call that SUBTEXT?

    • ashahelu July 1, 2012 at 3:42 pm #

      yes ilike women isreal ladies or my sister and my mom

    • ashahelu July 1, 2012 at 3:43 pm #

      yes

  3. ashahelu July 1, 2012 at 3:37 pm #

    no coment

  4. Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an very long
    comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again.
    Anyhow, just wanted to say wonderful blog!

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