Stupid Reality. I Spit In Your Face!

28 May

You may have missed this gem going around the other day. In it, two morons who popped out kids – fine, Parents- in Canada have refused to divulge the sex of their newborn baby “Storm” because that would be “limiting”. Even Storm’s brothers, ages 2 and 5, have been sworn to secrecy.

David Stocker, father of the humanoid, explained, “What we noticed is that parents make so many choices for their children. It’s obnoxious.”  Not noticing the monumental irony of that statement, he continued speaking about trucks and dolls for everyone, and random other hippy crap.

In other news, Jaimie and Lynn Stevenson of Lynchberg, Tennessee decided not to discourage their children from jumping off of high places. “Society keeps telling our children they don’t have wings, and look around. Not one child is flying. That’s just horrible.”

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