Justin Bieber Forecast

14 Dec

I was just subjected to a clip of Justin Bieber on “The Talk”, surrounded by gawking women of all ages, and a vision came into my head of him being arrested in 15 years for pedophilia. I know it’s kind of mean to make such predictions about 16 year old kids, but since it’s ok to say lashon hara about celebrities no matter what age, I decided to post it. Just remember in 15 years where you heard it from, that awesome blog you used to read that you didn’t send in guest posts to because you were very selfish in those days. Now, though, you wish there was some way you could repay that anonymous person for all those hours of entertainment and camaraderie you enjoyed, but alas the time has passed. Alas, motherfucker, alas! Now send me something, or you get more of these JB pedophilia speculation posts!

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2 Responses to “Justin Bieber Forecast”

  1. visitingmissouri December 14, 2011 at 7:32 am #

    I believe he’s 17. I can’t believe I’m saying that.

    • itchemeyer December 14, 2011 at 8:01 am #

      Baby baby baby oh, someone secretly cranks the beiber tunes in his car!

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