Seriously Dude? (a Call of Duty call to arms)

5 Feb

Wtf man?! We died on level 15? Seriously? How did you get to be a 4 star general? I just waded through like 10 level 15’s and 1’s to get to you. I turned down two 48’s. Then you just come on here and suck the place up. Get a freakin Light machine gun already. Kill something. I must have revived you like 8 times already. Do you think Survival is something you just pick up once a week to play? You need skill to survive. You need to practice.

This isn’t Mario Bros. And if it is, it’s that level with the flying fish that’s basically impossible. If you’re gonna walk around with a level 50 patch, you cant just pop in and dick around here when you feel like it.

Hey! Stop. Stop right now and make a decision. What’s it going to be? MW3, or spending time with that child talking to you in the background? You’ve shown us you can’t do both, so it’s time to choose. You either put in the time required, or go get yourself a wii. Hey, no one’s judging. A smart man knows when his gaming days are over. And I hear you eventually start to enjoy the ping pong/fishing/skiing games.

What’s that? No? Then man up and take out that juggernaut. I’m not helping till I see some real effort here. Also, I haven’t peed in a really long time, so you’re gonna have to hold down the fort for a bit. 


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