New Feature: Chumash Class

21 Mar

Not this type of chumash. Google the other type yourself.

Hey everybody! (Correct response is, “Hey Dr. Nick!”) Listen up! I’m trying out this new thing here called being Constructive (it’s like destructive, but  different somehow.) Anyhow, my friend in Baltimore gives a weekly men’s chumash class, and his brother writes a funny email every week inviting everyone, so I thought I’d post his email up here and spread the word. Plus, I get free material without having to do any work. If you want to find out any more details, email him at nweisbord@gmail.com.

So it’s the first day of Spring and Peyton Manning is going to Denver. Not only that, but while we here in the northern states enjoyed a mild winter and unseasonably warm weather, others down in Mexico went through a huge earthquake. We’re talking 7.4! As in, more than the total career touchdown passes thrown by Tim Tebow. And then there’s the De Niro joke issue at an Obamarama fund raiser (‘The country isn’t ready for a white first lady’) that caused quite a stir…

All this brings us to a segment I like to call, ‘Where does that leave us?” So ask yourself, where DOES that leave us?

Well, I daresay it leaves us about half way between Purim and Passover, scrambling frantically to prepare and clean and cook (and file taxes). Cus when it comes down to it, who gives a darn about where Manning or Tebow are playing? Who cares about the craziness going on all over? It doesn’t matter to me. It doesn’t to you. It just doesn’t matter. The real important thing is that we have each other. That, and the fact that we have a chumash class tomorrow night.

Did you catch that, Aaron? We DO have class tomorrow night, with topics including ‘Exodus – Egypt Swims with the Fishes’ and ‘Sink or Swim – Oh Wait, It’s Just Sink’. See you there!

Once again, if you’re in the Baltimore area and are interested in a great weekly parshah class, send an email to nweisbord@gmail.com and he’ll fill you in on the location, date, time, secret handshake, etc.

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One Response to “New Feature: Chumash Class”

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