Facebook teaches you how much of a pervert you actually are

18 Apr

Imagine life worked like it did on facebook. You’d get to be friends with so many more people you can relate to, you talk to interesting people all the time, and you go through their drawers looking for bikini pictures. A second after you meet them. (Or a second before.)

It must be awesome being a hot semi-hot girl on facebook. Anything you post will automatically get a whole slew of  “lol!”s and “omfg, hilarious!”s. (“But…but that was my actual cat that just died”.) It must be great for your self-esteem. If it was me, probably in about a month I’d start thinking I was like one step above Ghandi, Seinfeld and Churchill. 

Another thing that gets quickly rearranged is your idea of your own priorities. You thought you were a good person. But actually you just put an important conversation with your friend on hold for 5 minutes because your crops came in in Farmville. And you don’t comment on anything other than jokes. And apparently, you’re not friends with any member of your actual family.

Now, to feel better about yourself, check these out.


4 Responses to “Facebook teaches you how much of a pervert you actually are”

  1. Dan April 18, 2012 at 11:12 pm #

    Yeah, it’s a good thing you can’t tell who looks at your pictures on facebook. It’d have a real chilling effect on facebook usage.

  2. bestbathroombooks April 23, 2012 at 11:56 pm #

    Just got back in town but read this on my phone. I totally agree. Facebook cultivates anti-social behavior. PS-that pic of the guy with his dead grandma is hilar.

    • itchemeyer April 24, 2012 at 3:36 am #

      🙂 I thought you’d like this one.

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