Cut back to scene.
God: Seriously Gabriel, if you could just, you know, look at this objectively, you would really like him too. I know you.
Gabriel: No. You and Abraham chat. OK? Me and you smite.
Gabriel: Uh, are we smiting now?
God: God. Fine. “Abraham.”
Abraham: Yes Lord?
God: I’m going to destroy sodom and gomorrah…. letting you know.
God: Yeah. No secrets. Relationship. For all time.
Abraham: No I mean-
God: Ltr? Communication is key. Trust me on that. 2400 years I’ve been here.
Abraham: No, I mean sodom and gomorrah.
God: Oh. What about? >Gabriel, get the heck in here right now!<
Abraham: How could you do that?
God: Yo that place is mad evil. Trust me. >Gabriel you’re missing it! You are seriously going to regret missing- oh there you are. Awesome.<
Abraham: I…I do, of course. But, and please excuse me, but are there 50 righteous men in the city to spare the city?
God: Wait I’ll check.
Gabriel: Oh my god…in sodom…
God: No Abraham. Sorry.
Gabriel: Ha ha!
Abraham: Wait! Lord, please.
Gabriel: Whoa. The balls on this guy.
God: I told you! Did I tell you? No, go sit in the back and mope. Dude I tell you you’ll like something, dude- you. will. like. it.
Abraham: Will you spare it for 30 righteous men?
Abraham: …………….And-? Wait… no thirty men.
God: You got it.
Gabriel: No. Way.
Abraham: Please Lord…
Gabriel: Oh. My. God. I love this guy. Seriously? I love him.
Abraham: …would twenty work?
God: Yeah. E.Vil. I sent in my destroying angels-
Abraham: Wait! Please! Are there 10-
God: You didn’t let me finish. I was saying I sent them in and a mob just asked Lot to “Bring them out”-
Abraham: But, 10?
God: “-so we can rape them.”
Abraham: ……….”So we can rape them.”
God: I know. Good try though. I love you man. Keep up the good deeds and kindness. You rock.