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Seriously Dude? (a Call of Duty call to arms)

5 Feb

Wtf man?! We died on level 15? Seriously? How did you get to be a 4 star general? I just waded through like 10 level 15’s and 1’s to get to you. I turned down two 48’s. Then you just come on here and suck the place up. Get a freakin Light machine gun already. Kill something. I must have revived you like 8 times already. Do you think Survival is something you just pick up once a week to play? You need skill to survive. You need to practice.

This isn’t Mario Bros. And if it is, it’s that level with the flying fish that’s basically impossible. If you’re gonna walk around with a level 50 patch, you cant just pop in and dick around here when you feel like it.

Hey! Stop. Stop right now and make a decision. What’s it going to be? MW3, or spending time with that child talking to you in the background? You’ve shown us you can’t do both, so it’s time to choose. You either put in the time required, or go get yourself a wii. Hey, no one’s judging. A smart man knows when his gaming days are over. And I hear you eventually start to enjoy the ping pong/fishing/skiing games.

What’s that? No? Then man up and take out that juggernaut. I’m not helping till I see some real effort here. Also, I haven’t peed in a really long time, so you’re gonna have to hold down the fort for a bit. 


Random Thoughts #14

3 Jan

-I was thinking about this for a while and suddenly realized why I don’t like Facebook. It’s not one of those new problems every pop psychologist is talking about. It’s the same old ‘I can’t stand other people’ one. It’s why I’m on the internet in the first place. You went on a trip to Catch-a-canoo? Who the fuck cares? Entertain me or begone with ye.

-Yesterday I was smoking by myself, outside, away from everyone, and some random frum guy comes and gives me a mussar schmooze about it. And not the yelling kind, which I can deal with. This was a “nice” one. Something that a bais medrash guy would give you in high school back in the day. Personal questions, weird advice, something about masturbation, the works. I didn’t know how to handle it then, and I still don’t, and at the end, the guy got pissed (well, nice-pissed, actually. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s creepy and unnatural, and makes me think of mussar.) that I didn’t put out the cigarette and quit smoking right then and there. You know, I really haven’t enjoyed smoking in years, so I feel like I actually owe this man a thank you. Thank you for reminding me why I started smoking in the first place.

-That little episode got me to pondering a physics question- Would it be possible to shove it up and blow it out your ass simultaneously?

It’s Not Rude If It’s For Youtube

2 Nov

*Post updated. Please see here.*

This excruciating video was recently posted on another site. I didn’t want to say anything at first because everyone else liked it, but another guy commented how rude it was to the people in the car with her, and that let the floodgates out. 

I don’t know where to begin. Fine. I know I’m going to sound like a bitter old man here, but when did it become “cute” and “fun” to be rude and annoying to other people in order to promote yourself online? And you know what, it would be one thing if it was that 20 year girl doing this for fun. She has an excuse to still be an idiot. *Fuckin’ kids and their damned you tubes.* This cantor woman is over 30! Have some mrrfrrking consideration you *****************.

I’m really tempted to blame it on college life. I know that would be unfair to some college students out there who aren’t spoiled 30 year olds just sitting on their asses learning medieval Jewish cantoring, riding subways during the day for fun, and fucking assistant professors, but being in a sheltered environment your whole life really warps your worldview. You lose touch with reality.

It’s the same thing that pisses me off about the Occupy people. These people can sit out there for weeks on end with Ipads and designer glasses, protesting so that the bad people in suits who go to work everyday should give them more free shit. The most ironic thing about the Occupiers is that 90% of people both agree with what they’re saying and wish they would just shut their whiny Narcissistic mouths and go away.